Once upon a time, there was a chicken who had always been told by his mother that he would never amount to anything. “You’re just a chicken,” she would say, “You’ll never be anything more than a chicken.”
Feeling discouraged, the chicken decided to go out and prove his mother wrong. He spent years studying and working hard, and eventually graduated from poultry school at the top of his class.
After graduation, the chicken landed a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. He worked his way up the corporate ladder and, before long, he was a successful lawyer known throughout the land.
One day, the chicken’s mother came to visit him at his office. She was shocked at how successful her son had become. “I can’t believe it,” she said. “You really did it! You’re not just a chicken anymore, you’re a lawyer!”
The chicken smiled and replied, “I guess you were wrong, mom. I’m not just a chicken, I’m an egg-sample of success.” 😂
Now while I can give you back the minute it took you to read this story, I can help you with your next move. And I promise I’m a better agent than a joke teller. 🫣